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Seafoo Nael of Frag Shui,

What wonderful advice on item placement! Lenses not only perform marvelously well in vents, they have brought life back to my humble abode. Little did I know, there was a Well of College Melon Abundance next door! Complete with such wonderful specimens, the lenses have double my sales of VCDs, which I now title "Wholesome Goodness of Fruits 8x8x8x Episode 8". Excuse me while I plug in my extra harddisks for more recording and place more Lenses...

... ok back! While I was placing my Lenses of Marvels (new name!) I notice that the vents went further than my bountiful neighbour. In fact, it covers the entire apartment block and the next!
And since my apartment is next an the AGSAV (All-Girls, Sheltered and Virgin) College, it's a whole Prosperity Net of Fruitful Harvestings! I've been able to place all lenses covering all major Wind directions; North, South, East and West.

BRB...

(hours later)
I've converted my computer into a file server for my Harvests (regretfully uninstalling Quake 1, 2, and 3, to free up space). I've rented a projector and converted in living room into a screening theater. The first show starts tonight. It is called "Fruits of Fortune" and features a collection of my VCDs. There's even a special mention of Seafoo Nael, as my inspiration! Tickets have sold out. It's a Full House. Literally!

I've reserved special "888" seats for you, my Seafoo. Please do grace my humble home with your presence... if you have the time since a master like you surely has a killer consultation schedule. I'm sure you'll find the seating to your liking. Do drop by.

An appreciative disciple,
Chapz