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Dear Chapz,

NO WONDER MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME AFTER THE PARTY OVER AT YOUR PAD. YOU SCUM!

Obviously, you have not been revealing crucial information. The mirrors would have caused trouble; your life should have seen a general improvement after their removal. The trouble is, the mirrors, while reflecting negative energy, also shielded your household from the Lenses of Malice you have in all idiocy positioned directly behind them.

A permanent fix would be to relocate the Lenses so they do not pry into your soul, therefore causing ill-health; the soul is a shy creature. I suggest pointing them over at your neighbour instead. I understand at a certain angle and depth, a vent from your house leads right into their master bedroom's attached bathroom?

If you insist on keeping the Lenses where they are, obscure them and deflect the Prying Vision with wooden venetian blinds angled at 88 degrees. This will serve only as a temporary fix - energy leakage is a frequent occurence, and visitors will find your hall aesthetically silly.

Following the first advice you will notice a marked improvement in the quality of life, and as a bonus, toilet cam pictures are now much more popular that living room voyeur pics. What ever goes on in living rooms anyway, right mate?

Doubtlessly,

Nael Seafoo