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Dear Nael Gamerstrology Extraordinaire,

I was thinking of decorating my room with new wallpaper of red Q3 logo motives for prosperity and fortunate frags. I intend to place a lifesize porceline statue of Xaero with the head of Dennis Fong at my front door, flanked by identical John Carmack busts on either side. This arrangement, I'm told, will ward of all cheap kills and intermittent lags experience in a typical game of Q3, and will bring an abundance of flick rail hits.

I managed to source out those transparent health bubbles that float around in Q3 levels, but I can't decide where to place them, the toilet or the kitchen. I'd like it to be in the toilet for aesthetic purposes but the kithen/dining area is where I do most of my practice strafe jumping. I practice strafe jumping from my ceiling fan in the dining room, to the top of my fridge in my kitchen. The path of the strafe jump is North-Easterly, the direction of the Victorious Fragger. The health bubbles help me recover from the fall, or the accidental miscue that lands me on the stove. But the toilet is where I relax after a good frag session. So where should I put the health bubbles, O wise maestro?

I've also ordered mirrors to be fitted in my living room so that I can watch myself dodge bullets in... what else... bullet-time ala Max Payne. I've placed a Global Operations Scrying glass at my side window for encouraging a wind of good news. Are these advisable?

Thank you very much in advance for your help. May the Horsey year bring you an influx of luck and skill. Gong Xi Frag Chai.

Just another inmate,
Chapz